Guys, if a demon offered to make your PENIS twice as fat and thrice as long… (possibly offensive) .but, in exchange for your new monster dong, you had to RITUALISTICALLY HUMILIATE the FUCK out of yourself, and go on Twitter, and post a BUTT-ass NEKKID picture of yourself, where ERRBODY (18+) can see how big your demonically enhanced penis is, and how much hair you have down there, and ERRTHING, ooh WEE, and if you didn’t do this, within a month of getting your dick upgrade, you would drop dead, and go straight to Hell, would you do it? I know I would! I mean, DAMN, dude! My penis is fat as FUCK already! If the power of Hell made it twice as fat, I might just set a world record for human penis girth, and ERRBODY reading the Guinness Book of World Records, Gamer’s Edition, would see I’m a BIG boy, right next to PewDiePie and Super Mario Sunshine! Maybe I could even have my own video game, about how big my dick is, with me “bustin’,” like a goddamn badass, right on the cover, like how them big boys be showing their ARMPIT HAIR on the covers of all the basketball games! Ooh, WEE! How embarrassing! How EMBARRASSING! What a badass! Tee hee! Gosh!